One swallow does not a summer make
A nation erupts as all is revealed in the vanishing story of Boris and Carrie.
The revelation in the latest Private Eye that regional king Aleksandr Boris de Pfeffel Johnson and his current muse Carrie Antoinette were caught in flagrante puts disgraced former MP Neil Parish’s tractor porn habits into perspective.
And here was I thinking that Johnson had recently been in Rwanda, not Uganda!